It's no secret I want to move to London one day. It's no secret I can't afford to.
I hate UK property prices. Is somebody going to do something about it, just look at these average prices in London.
Quite fancy living in Barking and Dagenham actually - wonder what it's like there.
Kensington And Chelsea £1,079,414
City Of Westminster £774,217
Camden £608,399
Hammersmith And Fulham £583,430
Richmond Upon Thames £558,321
City Of London £556,366
Wandsworth £493,237
Islington £467,238
Merton £415,387
Barnet £398,209
Haringey £381,972
Lambeth £374,511
Kingston Upon Thames £368,634
Brent £352,413
Harrow £349,995
Southwark £346,476
Ealing £344,984
Tower Hamlets £342,907
Bromley £339,752
Hackney £339,706
Hounslow £330,490
Redbridge £299,378
Enfield £284,221
Hillingdon £280,873
Greenwich £271,726
Sutton £271,203
Croydon £259,365
Havering £258,155
Waltham Forest £258,010
Lewisham £256,687
Newham £237,065
Bexley £228,372
Barking And Dagenham £196,886